So last night was Dad's birthday and me and him and brother and his (dad's) girlfriend went out to dinner. The place had a special Valentines Day menu (even though it was the night before). Here is the REAL menu specially made for V-Day.

"Sensual" Butternut Squash Agoniotti

Chicken and Winter Vegetable "Seduction"

Italian "Stallion" Rigatoni - I had this, wasn't bad.

"Saucy" Veggie Mac & Cheese

Grilled New York Strip "Tease" Steak

Jumbo "Get Lucky" Lump Crab Cakes

Caraway Crusted "Sultry" Salmon

Chili "Rubbed Down" Rockfish

"Romantic" Roast Half Chicken "Grand Mere"

Trout Parm - in the description, it says "A Clyde's classic so you don't mess with the title, but it is so sexy!" Clyde's was the place we went to)

"Drunk Dial" Guinness Beef Stew - VERY classy >>

"Spicy" Blackened Main Day Boat Sea Scallops

Braised Pork Belly - the description has a quote in it... "Git in ma belly, I'm dead sexy!" -Fat Bastard

Duck Three Way - I'm not making this one up. DOUBLE ENTENDRE!!! (It was three kinda of duck)

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I'm not even going to bother showing you guys the list of appetizers, suffice it to say the phrases "Flirtation", "Hot Hot Hot", and "Sexy" show up. Sometimes I hate this time of year. >_<